What happened to Ibrahim

I had a funny pal way back in Primary school; dude wasn’t only funny but also very troublesome. There’s an event I still recollect with this guy, named Ibrahim.

It was a chilly day in class as it had rained a lot in the morning and our class teacher had blessed us with a mathematics exercise to keep us warm.

 Soon enough, I heard pupils behind me, a girl named Beauty, complaining saying

“Ibrahim leave me alone”

I looked back and saw Ibrahim at his best troublesome self little did I know I would soon be his target, after disturbing other pupils; Ibrahim came and called my name, I asked if he was through with the class-work dude told me he had not started, no problem I said to him and focused on my work the next thing I heard was “Daniel I will bite your bottom”.

In my mind, I was like is this guy mad? Well, he said it again, and I concluded he was  mad, I got up to join the line as we trudged off to our class teacher to mark our class-work; he kept following me and repeating the same thing I ignored, I felt a rumble in my tummy and I knew I wanted to fart.

This was not nice at all, because I knew the fart would be loud and in this crowded class, ah! “Won ma finish mi” I heard “Daniel I will bite your bottom” behind me again then I realized I could allow this guy to bite my bottom and still swallow my fart for free

Shebi, this life is give and take “kpa du kpa” style, ogbeni bite my bottom jare. I fulfilled his wish by telling him to bite away. The werey boy bent down and moved towards my buttocks, as I felt his teeth on my buttocks I released my fart into his mouth, suddenly Ibrahim dashed out of the class running and panting our class teacher followed suit shouting

“Ibrahim what is it?”

I knew the gbedu had entered Ibrahim’s system since nobody in the class complained of any bad odour 

Till date, Ibrahim hasn’t told us what happened, and I also didn’t bother asking him.





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